Why I’m a Fake Runner

Hollie recent wrote a post about being a terrible blogger (i.e. not fitting into blogger stereotypes)…it was hilarious and gave me some inspiration for this post :)

Why I’m a fake runner: 

I don’t have a garmin.

I use an app on my phone to track my runs and a heart rate monitor on occasion to see how much I am pushing myself.

I eat whatever (and whenever) I want before I run.

No stomach sensitivities here. I often get a little suspicious when people lament about their “ohmygodsosensitive” stomach. We need fuel people. I don’t how anyone can run on an empty stomach.

I don’t own compression socks.

2.99 pack of ankle socks from Target is just fine for me…although I will admit, I’d love to try a pair!

I buy new sneakers when I find a cute new pair…not because I’ve run x amount of miles on my old ones.

Pretty sure I have zero traction with the current pair I’ve been wearing. And I’ve never spent more than 40 bucks on sneakers. Marshall’s all the way for footwear. :)

Sometimes I run on consecutive days, sometimes I don’t run for a week.

I just go by how I’m feeling. No real schedule.

I don’t know what striders are, I don’t warm up, and I have no sense of pacing. 

Yeah…if someone wants to explain striders to me, feel free. I often hear that word tossed around in the running world but I really have no idea what you’re talking about.

I don’t really know if my form is correct, what pronating (or overpronating) is, or if my gait is right. 

Again, feel free to elaborate.

I didn’t train for either of my half marathons. 

I didn’t plan them either! They just sort of happened based on how I felt those days! Hope to run an actual sanctioned race half one day though!

I don’t subscribe to Runner’s World. 

Although I do splurge on occasion when the cover looks interesting!

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Basically I don’t fit the criteria of a typical, serious runner. But does that make me any less of a runner? I don’t really know. And frankly that’s okay with me. I do it because I like it and it brings me some sort of joy. And as soon as running ceases to be enjoyable, then I will stop.

I think we all try to fit into rigid definitions and standards way to often instead of just being content with where we are in our lives. Being an athlete could mean walking 3 times a week or it could mean being in the olympics. Being a mom could mean raising a family members children or having 5 kids of your own. Being a teacher can mean teaching a child to ride a bike or standing in a lecture hall in front of grad students. And being a runner can mean running ten minute miles or being an elite marathoner. But  being yourself is always exactly right no matter how you’re doing it. Keep that in mind next time you don’t feel like you’re enough.

Before I go for the night I wanted to share the workout I came up with to share in my first article for my college’s newspaper! Its meant to be for someone who wants to sneak a little movement into their day. It’s convenient because a college kid could do it right in their dorm room, without equipment or a gym, and can adapt it based on their fitness needs and goals!

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Let me know if you try it out!

Have a great start to the week friends!

Kaila

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  • Carly @ Snack Therapy

    Hahaha! I seriously love this. It makes me feel soo much better. Fancy equipment does not a runner make!

  • born2dothis

    I actually respect you as a runner all the more! I love when people run just for the pure, unadulterated love of running. Its the most beautiful amazing feeling and connection to self I have ever experienced, and sometimes it saddens me when i realize how obsessed/stressed I become with scheduling runs, eating correctly, having my watch charged, etc etc. You’re a runner because you run! And because I said so! :)

  • http://runningaddiction.me/ Alex Bridgeforth

    Lol, love it! But I would challenge you to run the way you do and run a Marathon or Ultra just out of spite. It would be amazing!

  • http://twitter.com/JuliBananna Julianna Foster

    loved this post! and that workout looks awesome!

  • Emily

    Ahh…I love this SO much!
    I’m the exact same way, in all areas. No Garmin, fancy shoes, running schedules or “special” pre-race meals for me! I just listen to my body and run for the fun of it. That’s how it should be!

  • http://twitter.com/PavementRunner Pavement Runner

    Great post… i agree with Bart — what is a “fake runner?”

  • Allieksmith

    “I think we all try to fit into rigid definitions and standards way to often instead of just being content with where we are in our lives.”—-> YES to that! I think people (including myself sometimes) often feel guilt if they don’t stick to a “definition” of who people think they are. GREAT post!

  • http://twitter.com/crzyrunninglegs Michelle

    If you run, you’re a runner! I started out like you and some of these thing (shoes, gait, socks, etc) I have picked up over time only to avoid injury (being an injured runner sucks more than being a fake runner). As long as you’re healthy and listening to your body – good for you!

  • Alex @ therunwithin

    I have to agree with many of these for myself, I have really never considered myself a hardcore runner which is funny because others would say I am. I don’t use a garmin, I don’t even track my mileage daily. Yes You heard me! I never do a running plan for races and I never wear cute running clothes( cotton ts it is)

  • Katie

    Who says you have to fit the sterotype to “be a runner”? There’s not some exclusive club! Hah. I think that’s one of the biggest reasons why running intimidates some people; they think they have to fit the “image” of a runner. Everyone who can run can join in!

    I sometimes feel like a ‘fake’ blogger since I am just starting out and have been too busy with school/work/life lately to post very much.

  • http://twitter.com/pickyrunner Sarah ⚓

    I wouldn’t consider you a fake runner at all. That’s what makes running so great- you don’t HAVE to fit a stereotype. I definitely fall into the same category as you in many ways, but in others (like with sneakers), I’d be considered a runner. I buy good, expensive sneakers because I don’t want to get injured. That’s the only reason. Otherwise, I stay as budget friendly as possible, because running doesn’t need to be some ridiculously fancy sport.
    You’re not a fake runner any more than hollie’s a “fake” blogger. I don’t think you can even look at it that way at all

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  • Drew

    You ARE a runner! That’s the great thing about running–you don’t have to do any of that stuff to be a runner. You just have to run. And like it. Love your Elmo cake, too!

    P.S. I’ve run a marathon, but if I had to do 10 burpees in a row, three times through, after all that other stuff, I’d never make it.

  • Tee

    I love this haha!! So true here!! :)

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